How to know when you have had too much sun and fun

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More from Robert in Iraq:

    The following is a true story. To protect the crazy, names have been
    omitted.

    We have a sergeant, a master sergeant in fact, that our unit picked up
    when we were at Bragg. He was taken from a different unit and plopped
    into a slot in our unit. He was always a little weird, but very quiet.
    He came with us on the deployment to Iraq and has been stationed at
    Tallil with the rest of us.

    He was placed on the night shift and has to
    sleep during the day. Somewhere into the middle of April, he went
    pretty crazy. Now mind you, not like violent crazy. More like funny
    crazy. During one of the nights he was suppose to be on duty, MPs
    stormed the chaplain’s worship tent. There was an unidentified person
    in the tent. It turns out it was this sergeant sleeping on a table in
    the tent. Later, this sergeant went down with heat stroke and spent
    some time in the field hospital. He came back with 1000 disposable bed
    sheets and 500 hospital gowns. We have no clue what they are for, but
    he hoards them.

    Realizing that he is crazy, this sergeant was sent down to Arifjan to
    serve as a liaison officer, to make sure we get supplies here that we
    need. Ever since then, he has been going in the dumpsters of Arifjan,
    rooting for garbage. The guys from my unit have had to get him out
    twice. Once in front of the tent and once in front of the dining hall.
    He keeps going on about how they don’t give us anything (which is true)
    and this is how you have to survive in Tallil. They found a bunch of
    old ice cream buckets in a bunker near the tent. He wanted to do his
    laundry in these buckets (even though they have laundry service at
    Arifjan).

    So if you are wondering why we don’t get a lot of supplies, the fact we
    have a crazy man, going through dumpsters, as a liaison officer, might
    be one of the reasons why.

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Why Rob doesn’t like hungry soldiers

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More from Robert:

    Major Raphun, my Command Judge Advocate, gets about 2 care packages a
    day, full of food. Because of this, our office is littered with food.
    We damn near have a pantry in the corner.

    This has become an attractive nuisance. Hungry people from all around seem to come here and want food. Most just give you that uncomfortable pause. You know, they say things like “Wow that is a lot of food … (pause) … I sure am hungry … (pause) … I could really tear up some food right now … (pause)
    … You just have to let them talk, disappoint them, and then let them
    go away.

    We actually had a Captain come in and just ask for a container
    of our ‘Crystal Light.’ I was not even nice. I said “NO, WE ARE
    HORDING IT!” He looked real disappointed and wandered away. The funny
    thing is it wasn’t my ‘Crystal Light.’ I don’t even really like the
    stuff. It is just this weird survivalist mood we have lapsed into here.

    We are all like this. A riot will break out if we get an ice truck and
    someone outside our unit tries to get a bag. It would be akin to
    committing suicide around here. We are slowly devolving out here. I
    was nice to people at the beginning, but few seem to reciprocate. So
    now if you are not in my unit or section, don’t bother asking for
    anything … unless you have something to trade.

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Bad Day: More from Rob in Iraq

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    It is about 0009 on Sunday and I am having trouble sleeping, so I though
    I would write an email about my day.

    Yesterday, for those of you who didn’t know it, was Armed Forces Day.
    It was suppose to be a holiday of sorts around here. We have not had a
    day off since we arrived in Kuwait 7 weeks ago, so we were looking
    forward to today. The first fun activity was a 5k run this morning.
    The idea was that there is nothing to do that is more fun than getting
    up early to run in the desert. I did not participate in this event.

    Instead, like most people do on Saturdays or holidays, I went into work.
    Around midday we heard there was a health fair going on near the PX.
    They would weigh you and tell you how much weight you lost since getting
    here and how to avoid getting malaria. This sounded like great fun, so
    me and my Command Judge Advocate walked the half a mile to the PX to
    participate. I was real excited because with the half a mile walk in
    110 degree weather, I was sure I had lost some more weight. To our
    disappointment, when we got there the health fair was already closed.

    We ventured back to work where we learned two wonderful pieces of news.
    First, there was no mail for the unit. This was the third day in a row
    that there was no mail. And second, there would be no ice. This was
    for the fourth day in a row. Lack of ice does not sound that bad until
    you try to live in the desert. You see, you dehydrate from the moment
    you get up in the morning to the moment you go to bed at night.
    Consequently, you have to drink liters of water all day. If there is no
    ice, you end up drinking hot water all day.

    Later on in the day, one of my soldiers came into the office, needing
    someone to drive her to the hospital for what she called the “butt flu”.
    I went to dispatch the JAG vehicle and meet one of our cooks in the
    office. She was also sick so I drove both of them to the hospital and
    waited for them. They gave my soldier some medicine and keep the cook
    overnight for observation. By the time we got back, it was near the end
    of chow and there was nothing left. This is usually not a big deal,
    missing one meal, except the unit decided that since the cooks were
    dropping like flies in this heat, there would be no more hot meals until
    we got some ice on a regular bases. So I missed the last hot meal for
    who knows how long.

    While I was at the hospital, an engineer I was sitting near told me that
    a method of cooling water and drinks was to put the bottle or can in a
    tube sock and soak the sock in water. He said it would not make the
    liquid cold, but would cool it off some. Being at the end of my rope, I
    decided to use a pair of tube socks, a cooler, and some Pepsi I had
    boiling under my bed, and try this idea. To my surprise, it works, with
    only the slightest aftertaste of tainted water and Hanes.


    A new bed for Rob, they found the frame

    It was about 10pm and I was getting ready to shower. Behind our tent,
    one of the soldiers in our tent had built a makeshift shower. This
    makes life a whole lot easier, since the shower point is about a quarter
    of a mile away. Just before I went our to take a shower, I was talking
    to the guys in the tent about what a terrible day it had been. I said
    to the guys “You know what would make this perfect right now, you know
    what I would love … a sandstorm”. Not 10 seconds after I said that,
    we got hit with a sandstorm. Within seconds, the tent was filled with
    sand. As we began to zip up the flaps of the tent, I began to go nuts,
    cussing and screaming. About that time, the one light bulb we have in
    the tent (the other shorted out a long time ago) began to dim. And the
    it went out, the fan stopped, and we heard the generator die. So now we
    were sitting in the dark when we hear a crash. It was the makeshift
    shower crashing to the ground into a million pieces. I decided that I
    was going to give the storm, ten minutes and then, storm or no storm, I
    was walking to the shower point. I began to announce this loudly to
    everyone in the tent, as I paced up and down looking at my watch with my
    mini mag light. After 10 minutes, I grabbed my soap, my mini mag, my
    towel, and my washrag and walked to the shower point. I covered my face
    with my washrag and went up to the sign-in table. I signed in and took
    my shower.

    After the shower, I put my washrag in the middle of my towel, rolled the
    towel, rapped it around my face, and began walking back to my tent. I
    had my flashlight out when I heard a dog barking. This base has packs
    of wild dogs around that will attack humans. I thought to myself “This
    can’t be happening, somebody is out there messing with me, pretending to
    be a dog as some kind of joke”. But then I thought “Who in the hell
    would come out in a sandstorm, sit near the burms, and hope someone
    would come in that direction from the shower point so that they could
    pretend to be a dog”. I shined my light over in the same direction
    again, and then this time heard multiple dogs barking. At this point I
    started walking back to the shower point, when I decided to brave the
    dogs and try to get back to the tent. The moment I shined the light in
    that direction, I heard multiple dogs barking and running. Hearing
    this, I took off, with my towel rapped around my face and took the long
    way back, behind the mess tents and near our main buildings. I made it
    to the tent unscathed, but dirtier than when I left for the shower.

    So I am now I can’t sleep in our tent because it is as hot as a sauna.
    This has been a bad day, even for Iraq. Hopefully tomorrow will be
    better.

    Followup from the next day:

    We had a memorial service this morning for our comrade who did not make
    it through the sandstorm last night … our field shower. He gave his
    life so that others could be clean. Buddy, we hardly knew ya.

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Photos from my friend Rob’s trip to Al Nasiriyah

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My good friend Rob from college is an Army reserve lawyer stationed in Iraq. We email as often as he can – more now that the hostilities are down. I asked him to take some photos and he did!

    I put on my full battle rattle, chambered a round in my
    weapon to go meet with the most vicious Iraqis in the area, the lawyers.
    We set up a meeting with some Iraqi attorneys in Al Nasiriyah to discuss
    some real property issues which had been coming up. One of the guys we
    spoke with was the president of the local bar association. There
    practice of law is actually remarkably similar to ours. He basically
    told us that all the claims we have been receiving are bogus. It was a
    very helpful meeting.

    The funny thing is that these guys were all Ba’ath party members, but I
    think they have completely abandoned that now. There are now more than
    happy to help Americans, believe me. The whole thing about Ba’ath party
    membership will always be an issue. We will have to deal with former
    Ba’ath party members. They are the only ones who are educated and could
    actually rebuild the country. As long as we clear out the war criminals
    and show the others the … error of there ways, I think it will be OK.
    It would be like trying to run Russia without former communists. Just
    can’t be done, so do the best you can with what you have.

    These are pictures from my trip to Al Nasiriyah today. The hospital is
    the hospital where the POW Jessica Lynch was being held before U.S.
    Special Operators stormed the place and got her. The statute is one in
    the middle of the street. The ‘Al Nasiriyah 3’ is from the streets in
    the business district. Marines control the Nas, so it is a real dump.
    The mule picture is just a picture of a mule I saw. We were stopped for
    traffic and the mule looked at me, so I took his picture.

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Who owns what…

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Rob emails me about how they are trying to figure out if anyone can really own commercial real estate in Iraq.

    This is actually a pretty pathetic meeting we are having. In the JAG Corps, there are a lot of active duty JAG. The problem is that there are very few who bother to come here. And the few that are here are in Doha and Arifjan, eating at the Burger King and Pizza Inn, while sleeping in air
    conditioned tents.

    Up in Iraq, I have seen nothing but other reservist, like myself. So we have all these claims come up, where this person claims to own this building we have taken over and the like.

    The real question is whether an individual could have owned private property in the previous regime. The Ba’ath party were socialist. Therefore, if the property were owned by the government and the people were just ‘leasing’ it, then there is no claim.

    This is a big question and I felt stupid for asking the guys in the rear. Turns out I should not have. We have waited two weeks and they still cannot answer it.

    So we have taken matters into our own hands and got a couple of Iraqi attorneys to talk us today about real property law in Iraq. I guess we will find out the answer today and email the those in the rear.

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Three emails from Rob today

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Rob and I exchanged some emails today

Thing are ok. I was eaten alive by bugs yesterday. I went up north and the mosquitoes ate me up. Other than that, I am just trying to stay cool. It was over 110 again here. Damn this country is hot. Now I know why your average 25 year old looks 45.

Are you interacting with the locals much?
Sometimes more than we like. I do some claims, but mainly I work within the wire here. Some POW work. Whenever you drive anywhere, your vehicles are inundated with beggars and kids trying to sell you stuff. You have to just ignore them.

Are they happy you are there?
Good days and bad days. Lot more mood swings than in the states. There is absolutely no privacy here. People are everywhere you go. That is hard to get use to and make it hard to live. I, for example, live in the same tent as my boss. I am glad I like him and we get alone well, because if I didn’t I would go crazy. He is everywhere I am.

Is it just you and he in the tent, or do you have more roommates? How long do you think you’ll be there?
I have 8 people in my tent. That beats Arifjan where I was in a warehouse with, I don’t know, 500, 800, 1000. How long we will be here is the $64,000.00 question. We talk and speculate about it all the time. I really have no clue to be honest. The sooner the better. The summer is going to be real h

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Update from Rob

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From Rob:

Hey, we just got the internet back up today. It was 108 again today. You would think, now that I was at a base I would get more mail, but it rarely comes. The postal service here is about 10x worse than the us postal back home. Scary.

I wish I had a clue how long I will be here. At least through the summer is a good guess. After that I have no clue.

What have you been up to? What is going on in NC? Nothing that interesting here. Lots of military justice issues. Lots of bad boys and girls losing stripes. Other than that nothing much. I have got to do some work with POWs and I am in charge of the Ziggurat of Ur. That was the birthplace of Abraham and is about a mile from here. Cool place.

Write if you get the chance and tell me how things are going.

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Rob is in Iraq officially now

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From my friend Rob:

Hey, I am Tallil, Iraq. I will be here for a while. Everything has been fine.

We are just trying to establish our office right now. The building we are in was bombed during the last gulf war and the Iraqis never rebuilt the place. Lots of work to do and we are running on generator power. Hard to get much done when it gets dark. We have the usual legal issues, plus we have been able to do some work with POWs. I will write when I chance.

I think he is here:
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/iraq/tallil.htm

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