Photo Gallery: Weekend before Birthday party

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Uncle Jay couldn’t come down for Hayley’s birthday party weekend so we started the party week that weekend before. We had a small cake just for the house. I’ll post photos from the next weekend’s big party asap.

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SNL – Stevie Nicks Fajita Round-Up

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Stevie Nicks played by Lucy Lawless (*you know, Zena)

Stevie Nicks: Hello, I’m Stevie Nicks. Do you like the music of my band, Fleetwood Mac? And do you like fajitas, flautas, casa dias, and other Tex-Mex specialties? Then come on down to my new restaurant in Sedona, Arizona – Stevie Nicks’ Fajita Roundup. In the seventies, I dedicated myself to witchcraft, Lindsay Buckingham, and cocaine. But now I use that same energy and dedication to bring you an affordable dining experience you’ll never forget.


[ sings to the tune of “Rhiannon” ]

“Chicken fajitas taste real fine,
wouldn’t you love to eat them?
My chips and salsa are mighty fine,
no one round here can beat ’em.”

In my restaurant, I’ll be singing some of the classic songs that made me famous, while serving up some of the finest Tex-Mex food in the Southwest – like the house specialty, “Burrito Dream”.


[ sings to the tune of “Dreams” ]

“Now, there you go again, you say you want burritos.
I’m sure that you can keep ’em down.
It’s only a flour tortilla, used to wrap around your meat now.

Have you any beans you’d like to share with the loneliness?”

When Mick Fleetwood and I started performing back in 1974, we had a vision that one day our music would be heard around the world.. while people are eating Mexican food in a restaurant.

[ sings to the tune of “The Chain” ]
“Rack of beef to start on,
take your silver spoon full of beans and rice..”

So, the next time you’re craving a little Stevie Nicks’ music, or a vegetable burrito, don’t forget there’s a special place for people just like you.


[ sings to the tune of “Landslide ]

“You placed an order, I wrote it down.
Three enchiladas, the best in town.

Then I saw my reflection in a big pile of nachos.
The landslide brought in down.”

Announcer: Stevie Nicks’ Fajita Roundup. Off Interstate 17, just two hours north of Phoenix. Every Tuesday, burrito specials just $2.99.

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Photo Gallery: Annabelle perching on Michelle

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The adult here (moi) is trying to work – yes, I works on the couch in shorts with no shoes on but still, it is work and pays well. Add in a small dog who craves attention and my shoulder as well as a third-grader who wants my attention and my camera. So we end up with this series of photos that made me laugh.

Do you think Annabelle has some code suggestions for me?

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ESPN interview trip blog

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Follow along as I head up to Bristol CT to interview at ESPN as a technical producer. You can post comments on the very bottom of this page.

I’m doing this because I love to write and take photos, as a mini-tribute to all the cool ESPN.com writers who do cool running blogs (like the Sports Guy) and so my six year old daughter can see what Mommy is up to away from home. Oh and because this trip is just way cool.

Yes, this starts boring and mundane but it gets funnier… and imagine the people interviewing me reading it about the same time or after. Hilarious to me.

-Michelle

(I switched the order on this so it reads from start to finish)



Home, Tuesday morning

I’ve sent my resume to ESPN.com every year and this time, I finally struck pay dirt. They emailed me and we set up a phone interview and they liked me enough to ask me to come up on their tab. So today I begin that journey.

Got Hayley ready for school and she helped me pack some of my gear. It makes me happy to know she packed some of my stuff. I know Jeff aka Daddy will take good care of her but I miss her even right after dropping her off from school. I’m just not as good a person away from Jeff and Hayley.


RDU Airport, Tuesday 1pm



Waiting for this plane to take off. As I sit here, I feel like I’m contestant on American Idol and i got my yellow ticket to Hollywood. This is ESPN, I’m being called up for a tryout in the Show!

My new Zire PDA is a dream and I’ve got these sweet headphones that were a present from my brother-in-law Jay. Gotta play at little Usher, wishing Hayley was here dancing.


Somewhere over the East Coast, Tuesday 1:30ish

Some photos from the plane for Hayley.






Philly Airport, Tuesday 2:30pm


Thank goodness, my flight just continues to Hartford so no plane changing and no one was next to me on the way up. Hopefully I’ll sleep some on the way up, even if it is a 30 minute flight.

And thank goodness no one cared I was taking photos in the cockpit. I was afraid I’d be wrestled to the ground and strip searched.



Some highway between Hartford & Bristol CT Tuesday 4:00pm

Coming down the stairs at the airport, there was a man with a sign that said HILLISON. Took my luggage and headed out the door. My fellow flight passengers looked at me like I must be important (yes, I peaked with my excellent peripheral vision). Nice big car, doors opened for me, magazines to read. I felt like Mr. Big from Sex and the City, cruising around the Northeast. I thought about taking a photo but felt a bit goofy doing that and my cameras were in the back anyway.

Driving past ESPN was like a parking lot for satellite dishes. Low tan buildings sprawling with tons and ton huge white satellite dishes trailing along them, all over the place, big and small. My breath caught a bit.



Clarion Hotel, Bristol CT, Tuesday 5:30pm


I finally get online after such hassles with GuestWifi, the high speed wifi in the hotel.
I check email and see the ESPN HR guy has sent me an application at 11:30 am today to print and fill out. Well, not gonna work since I was already at the airport by 11:30. This trip is way cool and all but HR there is just not my speed. I’m a planner, I like to know where I’ll be in and when. Not knowing my flight details until 5:30pm Monday before leaving Tuesday was rough. And I’m also someone’s mom and wife, I have responsibilities and people who are affected by my actions. Give a girl a break please!



Clarion Hotel, Bristol CT, Tuesday 6:15pm

Room service baby. A nice cheeseburger and fries with some Mtn Dew. I had not eaten ALL DAY – with my goofy stomach, I didn’t risk it on the plane. So I was one hungry person!

Oh the hotel has a shuttle to and from ESPN twice an hour. Not too shabby.

Must get more caffeine before working on Host collegiate stuff tonight. Why doesn’t my spell check like the word ‘caffeine’? Is it subtly giving me advice? And why does this hotel only have vending machines on even floors (i’m on an odd floor). Is it working with my spell check to thwart my caffeine needs?



Clarion Hotel, Bristol CT, Tuesday 8:51pm

No one wants a photo of a can of dr. pepper and Hawaiian punch, so I’ll skip the photo.

I’m working. I know, most people go out of town to a hotel and don’t work but not me. Now that I’m working on Host’s collegiate sites and have the schedule I want, I didn’t want to duck out on a night I’m on duty. It means someone else has to cover it too and I’ve always hated those people to have something cool going on and want you to work while they have an experience of a lifetime.

So I’m posting SEC baseball roundups on the SEC site and waiting for the UK-USC game to end as well as one MAAC game (the UK-USC game is on ESPN – coindence???). It isn’t bad – just ‘watching the box’ for emails and posting them. They use the same content tool I use on my own site so I hope I don’t post about #15 Ole Miss win over Ark State here and my blog on the secsports.com site.
Talked to the hubby and little one. All is well. I know you are checking this and I love you both bunches.


Clarion Hotel, Bristol CT, Tuesday 11:05pm

Please UK-USC, finish soon. Thanks, me.


Clarion Hotel, Bristol CT, Wednesday 9:15am


Morning – on the pc again…
Can’t get HR guy at ESPN on the phone. Since I didn’t get their application until I got here, I’m trying to get this done and printed out. I typed it out and I’m sending to my husband to fax over. Might send it to the ESPN content people too as a backup. This is just a ton of crap, poor planning on their part.

I got a great night’s sleep eventho I woke up at 6:30am, wide awake. Once this application thing is over I can get some breakfast.


Clarion Hotel lobby, Bristol CT, Wednesday 12:10pm

My chronic obsession with being early (or ending up late), I’m down in the lobby way early, waiting for this shuttle to come to run me over. Hope the shuttle guy will let me dork out and take photos.

And I noticed that HR sent me the info packet for someone else – well it has someone else’s address in Colorado. Hope that doesn’t mean I have her schedule.


ESPN lobby, Bristol CT, Wednesday 12:25pm

I’m here at ESPN Building C. Lots of security gates and satellite dishes. Didn’t ask the shuttle guy to stop, he was busy and I didn’t want to screw up his time.

Michael, the HR fellow, is who is listed for me to call when I arrive on the sheet and he isn’t around. The security guy has no idea who Jason is and can’t get the phone system to figure it out either. I’m way early so I tell him to just let me wait some in case he is eating lunch. So I’m sitting on some furniture with cool sports fabric, taking photos and these notes.

I did see Len Pasquarelli and Pat Forde on the signin sheet here – that’s cool. I love Pasquarelli’s Tip Sheet. I took a photo of the log sheet with his name.



ESPN lobby, Bristol CT, Wednesday 12:35pm

OK, I have the security guy call Jason to let him know I’m here and I get a badge. Says he is coming down. I wait.

Five minutes later, another guy shows up to see Jason. We wait.

Five minutes later, a guy and girl show up to see Jason. We all wait.

You know that tension, four people sitting there in a square, not looking at each other. Y’all know I’m not like that, so I started talking … guess the southerner and sorority girl in me in me can’t not strike up a conversation. Michelle, Ken and Steve are the other people. Seems we are the first foursome of four to interview. Two flew in from CA and CO, one guy took a train from NYC. Some reported HR problems with late notice about flights and application stuff too. Everyone seemed nice and happy to talk some.

Jason finally comes down and welcomes us all, hooray!



ESPN conference room, Bristol CT, Wednesday 1:00pm


We all head down a very nicely decorated hallway and drag our bags down the stairs into a conference room. Jason gives everyone a nice welcome speech and explains each of us will be in a room or office and the interview groups will rotate through each room. He also apologizes for any HR problems and explains they are swamped but not to worry, anything they really need can be done after the fact.


We go over everyone’s departure schedules and fan out to our rooms. I’ll stay in this conference room and ‘guard’ everyone’s gear. While I’m waiting I see the ESPN phone book and one section is the ‘Telephone Threat’ section – cracks me up but I know it is a necessary thing. When I was working at a TV station, they had tons of security issues. But it still gave me a chuckle.



ESPN conference room, Bristol CT, Wednesday 1:20pm


Ok yeah, HR sent me someone else’s schedule. Great, I’m sure that will help me keep track of who all these people are. But luckily things started out well with the two very nice guys above. I’m not here to lie and I don’t need a job, so I’m answering honestly what I know and don’t. Besides, I didn’t apply for a specific job, I just sent my resume in. It is up to them to see if I fit what they want.

So I start out with the two guys above, Sujal and Pat (I’m not posting people’s last names because I don’t think that is really fair to people who didn’t ask for this.) They asked a lot of good questions. Interesting to see what I know and don’t know – and definitely fun to talk to engineers and producers who love sports as opposed to some of the situations I’ve dealt with.

They had seen the blog and we chuckled some about it. Nice fellows, we talked about blogs, photography and other stuff.



ESPN conference room, Bristol CT, Wednesday 1:45pm

Brent was a very good guy to talk with about things. He took me through a day at work for him and talked a lot about how it is to work at ESPN and have a family – how they were very flexible. He asked some good questions and I felt like I had good answers.



ESPN conference room, Bristol CT, Wednesday 2something


This one started off bad. He didn’t seem to understand UNC versus UNCW (the school that I help run a site for versus the school where I went for undergrad). I explained the UNC college system – although it is pretty much like many others.. And then he asked if UNCW played D1 ball. Uh yes, UNCW had been to the NCAA tournament several times recently, including upsetting no. 4 seeded Southern California in 2002 and then taking Maryland to the final minute when damn Drew Nicholas hit a three pointer to win. I thought these guys “knew sports”

But it went better after that. He is a nice fellow. Once we got going, it was a good interview.



ESPN conference room, Bristol CT, Wednesday later 2something

Karen was very interesting to talk to. Asked good questions, told me about some cool stuff she did at the Super Bowl. She had some NBA scoreboard and wanted me to explain to her how to execute it in production. I just could not grasp what she meant. I’m sure she thought she was being clear but I just didn’t get it because she seemed to have no grasp of sports. I certainly understand what variables go into a box score and understood about putting in code to not refresh data that doesn’t change. HELLO?

Then she informed me how she leaves for NYC every weekend. Boy that’s just what everyone considering moving to an area for a job wants to hear! Way to sell it!



ESPN conference room, Bristol CT, Wednesday 3pm

They come in with a quiz – write out some table stuff with whatever scripting language you want (ASP, PHP, etc). I went with what PHP I knew and put it in table. RIGHT after I was done, I remember ESPN went mostly tableless in general and I felt stupid. Oh well, I did my best and I said all along I didn’t write javascript or PHP, I’m just good at manipulating it for what I need. Like I said, I’ve got no need to lie about what I can do and ESPN called me for this job, not the other way around.



ESPN conference room, Bristol CT, Wednesday 3:20pm

Jason came to talk to me. Asked me about what I’d do with engineers who knew sports instead of having to be that interface as I have in the past. We talked about feeds and how I’ve done stuff before. And the regular stuff about salary etc. I gave him my philosophy about not arguing about money with non-HR people and how it sucks to start out on that foot with someone you’ll work with. I work for people who I trust to give me a fair wage – places that want to screw their employees for every penny they can get aren’t for me.

And I told him to talk to Tim C. at iHigh who would give him as honest a view of me as there is. I think it is a testament that all my employers will give me a reference and I never left a job on bad terms. All the people who are my references I’ve worked with recently.




ESPN conference room, Bristol CT, Wednesday 3:45pm

I’m lost at this point since I have someone else’s schedule. I can’t find the name of the person who came to talk to me, began with a N. Lovely young lady who reads lips to augment her hearing. She actually some really interesting things to talk about with her work – seemed like more special projects and promotional contests. She was so upbeat about her work and really tried to gauge how I felt about what she was saying. Thoroughly enjoyed her.

Jason came back in briefly to ask a few more questions – quick and easy ones thank goodness.



ESPN conference room, Bristol CT, Wednesday later

Had two engineers, I’m pretty sure was Laurie and Jeff. Very tough questions on technical stuff and for the first time, some of a personal nature about how I interact with people. I was tired at that point and sure I sounded awful. But I am intense and I didn’t fib about that. I wish I could have explained I’m also the one who sends everyone gifts, who covers for everyone and who never misses work. I’m tough but I’m really nice. And I forgot to say I was funny – sure, it is easy to call yourself funny but I know I am.

I couldn’t answer some of their stuff but oh well. I’m good at what I do and I could answer about how edit-x works, etc. They asked if I just ripped it off or licensed it. I’d never steal someone’s creative effort like that – a few lines of code are no biggie but not a content tool.

They were nice enough to show me where to get some water after I asked. You would have thought someone could have shown us water, beverages, etc. No southern hospitality up here!



ESPN conference room, Bristol CT, Wednesday 4:35pm

I’m getting water walking around the halls and taking some photos. Two guys head for the conference room. They see no one inside and walk away acting cranky. I catch them and tell them I’m here, I was just getting some water.

We all walk in and get settled. They don’t shake hands, unlike everyone else. They don’t give their names or their job descriptions. This is gonna suck.

Guy #1 starts with some hard questions. We disagree on some things. He informs me of things I should know, asks me why I don’t read manuals or study up on whatever he cares about – uh I don’t b/c it isn’t part of what I need to know jackass. He’s very abrupt and seemed very upset about something. I don’t understand why he is acting this way to me. I’m sorry I don’t know the things he wants me to know. As I said, I didn’t pick this job to apply for, I just applied generically and ESPN called me about this position.

He tells me I don’t have the knowledge for this job. That he has grave concerns about my technical skills. He has his right to his opinion and he certainly knows what it takes there I guess but it was kinda hurtful. Maybe I don’t have the knowledge, maybe everyone there thinks that but no one else said it. Perhaps they don’t want to hurt my feelings. But do you have to be an ass about it? He was just a mean spirited blowhard.
He tells me there are some liaison jobs I could handle but not this one. He’s clearly ended the interview.
The other fellow doesn’t talk except to ask me about the NC State-Maryland game. * I think it was him but I might be wrong. But not a peek from mute boy.

Then the guy #1 tells me unlike most people from NC, he can understand what I’m saying and then goes into some story about his time in the Navy and someone from NC he can’t understand. That was borderline rude but then again, he’d pretty much smacked me with a verbal baseball batt already so what does it matter at this point.

I’m lugging two bags and a coat, which neither offer to help with. They take me to the elevator and guy #1 tells me he likes my sites and bye. Funny he likes my sites but hates me.

That’s it. I’m in the lobby and I see one of the other people interviewing. They ask if I got any indication of what happens next or anything. I tell him no, I hadn’t. A huge white limo that looks like something drunk teenagers take to the prom in the world is waiting for me.



Prom Limo ESPN parking lot, Bristol CT, Wednesday 5:45pm

I get in, wet from the rain. The limo guy drives to two buildings and we wait. I take some random photos inside one of the big buildings. The security asked me if I’m cleared to do this. I give him my annoyed look and tell him yes, I’m in the limo. He shrugs.

We wait. And wait. And then go back to C building to get someone else. It has been 25 mins now and knowing traffic and how far we have to go, I’m worried about missing my 6:59 plane. Sitting in a pimped out limo was hysterical with the neon lights. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the car service, it was very kind. This particular car just cracked me up. Laughing was better than crying or punching something, which is what I felt like after that final interview.

Another interviewee rights with me and we laugh our asses off at some people – guess which ones?!?! I could write a lot more but I promised I keep her out of it (i only added these lines months later). But thanks to her, I was in a much better mood.



Airport, Washington DC, Wednesday 8:15pm

I get to my plane after boarding has started but get on, thank goodness because I want out of this pit of a place.

The flight to Washington gives me time to reflect.

Since that guy was straightforward that I’m unqualified, I pretty much think this is over. It could have been interesting to work there and they really did have some neat people that seemed to be really on the cutting edge. I’ve spent so long dealing with supporting old technology – it would have been fun to work somewhere that is forward thinking and pushing people to adapt, encouraging people to get the latest cool things. And I still think their flash NBA draft application is one of the best uses of flash ever.

If they call my references, they’ll find out how quickly I pick things up and how creative I can be. How I’ve worked hard with little support and just how great I could work with solid resources. I could even win over that guy who hated me. Then again, writing this might not be that smooth of a move but hey, that’s me. My life is an open book.

I thought a lot about people who have arrested development issues. Seemed like a lot of people there were as old or older than me but still hadn’t gotten married, still hadn’t had kids. Not that you have to but once you hit 35 you should have some plan in mind. Seems like there are some workaholics stuck in place there. ESPN may be a great place to work but you need something else too.

Overall, it was a neat experience even with the one fellow who hated me… I wish I could have had a tour of ESPN’s studios – or a studio.

I can look out across the aisle out the window and see the Capitol, shining like a beacon. It makes me happy for some reason.

I dash to make the next flight, already boarding. I haven’t eaten since breakfast, so those crappy pretzels are tasty for once.



RDU Airport Wednesday 10:45


I have never been so happy to see my Jeep in my life. Section 4Y can not come quick enough. I drive home with the windows open, happy to smell the south again. I get home and talk to my husband, who unpacks my car and carries my bags inside. Good fella.

I head upstairs and slide into bed with Hayley. She wakes up when I hold her and happily squeals Mommy. It is 11:30pm but I promised to wake her up when I got back. She burrows into my arms and I smell her sweet smell – grape conditioner, vanilla lotion and a pinch of dirt from the basketball court. I tell her we’ll talk later and we both fall asleep until Jeff comes and wakes me up. We watch her sleep for a moment, happy.

I again am grateful we spend extra on this mattress and have a fluffy down comforter. My bed feels like heaven.



Home, Thursday 7am

Hayley patters into my room, wanting to snuggle before school. We end up talking about the trip and interviews. Funny to retell all of this to a child. Makes you think about things.

No idea if ESPN will ever call, send a letter or what. Can’t say I care that much though.



Home, Friday night

I’m pretty much done with this and I’m on duty with secsports.com and maacsports.com conference sites. I’ll go back and edit this I’m sure. And I think I’ll post some suggestions if I feel like it later.

I was surprised how much ESPN’s staff was checking this. Here is the domain tracking for the last week or so of visitors. (ip there are disney.com)


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South Park Jeff & Michelle dance

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Goofy yes. Stupid yes. But I gotta learn Flash somehow!

Checkout: South Park Jeff & Michelle dance

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Photo: Happy Halloween from the Buster, Sam & Molly

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2003… dogs STILL don’t like costumes anymore than they did 2002 and 2001.

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Two photos from HS Michelle found

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A photo I found recently from my prom. We took a shot of a bunch of the girls together. (no sign of any photos of me with my date david)

I’m back row, 2nd from left in pink.

And one from a Civil War class trip to DC. I’m front row, far right in jeans and a light denim shirt.

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SNL – Behind the Music Blue Oyster Cult

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Another Will Ferrell classic… a hysterical parody of a Behind the Music for Blue Oyster Cult with Christopher Walken.

One of the things that cracks me up the most in this sketch is how close Ferrell gets to Chris Parnell to annoy him after Walken tells him to “really explore the studio space”. Not even to mention the way Ferrell’s shirt keeps riding up and poor Jimmy Fallon trying not to lose it.

Walken’s oddball nature fits this skit perfectly and Ferrell’s ability to completely lose himself in looking silly make this a classic.

And the cowbell as the focal point of the sketch? Genius.

“You’ll all be wearing gold plated diapers…”

Air Date: 4/8/00 Host: Christopher Walken

Cast
Jimmy Fallon as Bobby
Will Ferrell as Gene Frenkle
Chris Kattan as Alan
Chris Parnell as Eric Bloom
Horatio Sanz as Buck Dharma
Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson

Script

Announcer: After a series of staggering defeats, Blue Oyster Cult assembled in the recording studio in late 1976 for a session with famed producer Bruce Dickinson. And, luckily for us, the cameras were rolling.

Bruce Dickinson: Alright, guys, I think we’re ready to lay this first track down. By the way, my name is Bruce Dickinson. Yes, the Bruce Dickinson. And I gotta tell you: fellas.. you have got what appears to be a dynamite sound!

Eric Bloom: Coming from you, Bruce, that means a lot.

Buck Dharma: Yeah. I mean, you’re Bruce Dickinson!

Alan: It’s incredible!

Bobby: I can’t believe Bruce Dickinson digs our sound!

Bruce Dickinson: Easy, guys.. I put my pants on just like the rest of you – one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records. [ the group laughs ] Alright, here we go. “Don’t Fear the Reaper” – take one. [ exits into the control booth ]

[ the group begins to play and Gene bangs on a cowbell. ]

Eric: [ distracted by Gene banging the cowbell ] Okay! Wait! Wait! [ the group cuts off their instruments ] Bruce, could you come in here for a minute, please?

Bruce Dickinson: [ stepping out of the booth ] That was gonna be a great track. Guys, what’s the deal?


Eric: Are you sure that was sounding okay?

Bruce Dickinson: I’ll be honest.. fellas, it was sounding great. But.. I could’ve used a little more cowbell. So.. let’s take it again.. and, Gene.

Gene Frenkle: Yeah?

Bruce Dickinson: Really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really.. explore the space. I like what I’m hearing.


[ the group starts the song again, as Gene bangs more wildly onto the cowbell ]

Eric: Okay, wait! Stop! I’m sorry. Bruce, could you come back in here, please?

Bruce Dickinson: [ stepping out of the booth ] Fellas.. now, we just wasted two good tracks! That last one was even better than the first!

Eric: Well, it’s just that I find Gene’s cowbell playing distracting! If I’m the only one, I’ll shut up.

Buck Dharma: It was pretty rough..

Gene Frenkle: You know, I could pull back a little. If you’d like.

Bruce Dickinson: Not too much, though! Fellas, I’m telling you – you’re gonna want that cowbell on the track!

Gene Frenkle: You know what? It’s fine. Let’s just do this thing.

[ the band starts the song once more, with Gene banging the cowbell right next to Eric’s ear ]

Eric: [ stopping the song again, fighting Gene ] Come on, people!

Bruce Dickinson: [ running out of the booth again ] That.. that doesn’t work for me. I gotta have more cowbell!


Alan: Don’t blow this for us, Gene!

Bobby: Quit being so selfish, Gene!

Gene Frenkle: Can I just say one thing? I’m standing here, staring at Bruce Dickinson! And if Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell! And, Bobby, you are right – I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don’t have a lot of songs that feature the cowbell.

Bruce Dickinson: I gotta have more cowbell, baby!

Gene Frenkle: I’ll be doing myself a disservice, and everybody in this band, if I don’t perform the hell out of this.

Bruce Dickinson: Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

Gene Frenkle: Thanks, Bruce. But I think, maybe if I just leave.. and, maybe I’ll come back later, and we can lay down the cowbell. [ starts to leave the studio ]

Bruce Dickinson: Aw, baby..

Eric: Gene, wait! Why don’t you lay down that cowbell right now. With us. Together.

[ everyone agrees ]

Gene Frenkle: Do you mean that, Eric?

Buck Dharma: He speaks for all of us.


Gene Frenkle: Thank you.

Bruce Dickinson: Babies.. before we’re done here.. y’all are gonna be wearing gold-plated diapers.

Alan: What does that mean?

Bruce Dickinson: Never question, Bruce Dickinson! Roll it! [ exits back to booth ]

Eric: [ ready to lay the complete track down ] 1, 2, 3, 4.

[ the band starts up again. Close-up on Gene as he bangs the cowbell to freeze-frame with graphic: “In Memorium: Gene Frenkle: 1950-2000” ]

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In my house, if you get up from the couch

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In my house, if you get up from your seat and disturb nap time, you come back to this:

They take your seat and look at you all pissed off 🙂

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